Good Morning Bobcats!!!

Fact of the Day: Did you know that your eyes are the same size that they were from birth, but your nose and ears never stop growing?!

Joke of the Day:  Our first joke today comes from our Music Teacher, Mrs. Stallons. 

Q:  Why did the football coach go to the bank?    A:  To get his quarter back!

Good one, Mrs. Stallons! 


Our next joke was submitted by Cathy Carstens.

Q:  Did you hear about the dog that gave birth at the side of the road?

A:  She was ticketed for littering.  

Ha, ha, ha…..thanks for a good laugh, Cathy!


And our final joke today comes from Micah Friedrichs in the 5th grade, with a slight modification.

When the children at the birthday party heard that the refreshments were on the house they all ran and got a ladder. 

Oh Micah, quite the clever jokester! 

The COU Student Council wants to hear your jokes!  If you have a funny joke or riddle and would like to share it with the whole school, please submit your jokes to Kim’s office.  If your joke or riddle is chosen it will be announced during the morning announcements and you will get the credit!  Keep them clean & keep them funny!

If you happen to be missing a locker decoration or never had one put up yet, please write your name and the locker decoration you are missing on a piece of paper and get it to Mrs. Christiansen.  She will contact the Student Council member in charge.  Thank you! 

For lunch today is pizza burger on a bun, baked beans, sweet potato wedges, and pears.  

Breakfast for Monday is French Toast Sticks and smokies.

Lunch for Monday is Chicken, Rice, Peas, Brownie, Roll and Applesauce.